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Twitter Media

Media that used to be posted on my Twitter profile @tabletcorry before I deleted my account. These are pretty random.
Homer Simpson standing on a bar counter, holding a beer mug, with people gathered around him in a pub or tavern setting.
A man on stage holding a microphone, smiling and dancing, wearing a colorful Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and sneakers, with stage lighting and a transparent podium nearby.
A hand holding a portable air quality meter displaying a PM2.5 reading of 617.5 µg/m³ outdoors on a sidewalk with trees and a curved street in the background.
A comic strip titled "Aging Millennial Humor" showing a young girl in a wheelchair interacting with her family and dog, with humorous comments about her age.
A comic strip featuring a cartoon cat working at a computer, with a coffee mug labeled "#10 MOM." In the third panel, the computer explodes into flames, engulfing the cat in a fiery spectacle.
A white plate with a partially broken milk chocolate bar marked "HERSHEY'S" on a dark countertop.
A close-up of a Hershey's chocolate bar with a measuring tape stretched across it, showing the size of the bar.
Label with model number, serial number, RF output frequency (2450 MHz), power (1.58 kW), and "Made in Malaysia."
A page of handwritten physics notes with calculations related to wave speed, showing the frequency, wavelength, and speed of a wave, along with a diagram illustrating the wave pattern.
A warning sign with the word "DANGER" and a symbol of a person falling off a tractor due to a ball or object hitting the windshield.
A silhouette of a person being hit by an explosion or force from an artillery shell, with an arrow indicating the impact point.
A smart speaker with a cartoonish, cute face, featuring large, expressive eyes and a small, smiling mouth.
Two long-haired cats are cuddling and sleeping together on a dark blue surface.
Map of the United States with regions shaded in orange, black, and gray, indicating varying levels of wildfire activity.
Two cartoon animals, a wolf and a rabbit, sitting together on a cliff under a full moon, with the wolf wearing a cowboy hat. The rabbit comments, "If you ask him about it, he wins."
A warning sign showing a person operating a tractor with a falling object, indicating potential danger.
Two cats with exaggerated, artistic expressions: one with a calm face and the other with its mouth wide open, showing sharp teeth.
A young girl with braided hair and a flower in her hair looks surprised or in awe as glowing golden magical symbols and lines surround her face, emanating from a box in front of her.
Nine illustrated trains, each with reindeer antlers, representing different cities: Chicago, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Seattle, Los Angeles, New York, San Francisco, Boston, and Washington DC.
A cartoon dog with fluffy fur making a playful face and sticking out its tongue, with a background of pink hearts and a blue sky. The image contains the text "You are beautiful" at the top.
Two long-haired cats cuddling together on a yellow blanket.
A person walking on cracked ice towards a falling black chair, with the word "BERNIE" written in bold black letters and red graffiti-style markings over it.
A small yellow dessert with a cute face, sitting on a bed of chocolate sauce in a kitchen setting.
A smiley red planet with a small robot on top, surrounded by stars, with a speech bubble containing a love heart.
A cartoon person wearing glasses and a red and white jacket is pointing towards a butterfly. The image has overlaid text reading: "/configure", "a computer from the last 10 years", and "Is this SunOS 3?".
A large tabby cat lying on a model train set, appearing to rest on the tracks with miniature buildings and trains nearby.
A comforting illustration of two cats with supportive text encouraging patience and recovery from stress.
A small tabby kitten sitting on a dark surface indoors, looking downward with a curious expression.
A pie crust with paw print impressions on the surface, set in a baking dish lined with parchment paper.
A purple T-shirt featuring a cartoon illustration of a bee with large, shiny eyes, surrounded by a fluffy background, and a banner that reads "THAT'S A GOOD BUMBLE."
A cartoon illustration of a bumblebee with large, sparkling eyes surrounded by flowers, with a ribbon banner that says "That's a good bumble."
A comic strip with two animals having a conversation. The first animal, a cat, accuses the second animal, a raccoon, of attacking it and suggests it might be because the raccoon is mashing buttons on a laptop. The raccoon responds that describing the cat's behavior is also an attack, to which the cat agrees with a simple "Yes."
A cartoon illustration showing a client frustrated with a server, holding a paper with error details including "status code: 400" and "detail: Bad Request".
A graph showing the global circulation of flu viruses from 2015 to early 2020, with peaks occurring annually and a notable low last year.
Two orange cats sitting on a tiled kitchen floor.
A portable blue and black digital audio player with control buttons and a small display screen.
A sketch of an excited, cartoon-style dog with large, wide eyes, sharp teeth, and the word "YET." written beside it.
A cartoon fox using a computer, with a speech bubble that says "[MUTUAL] LIKED YOUR TWEET."
A cartoon character with glasses and spiky hair is yelling with an angry expression. Text next to the character reads, "OH THANK FUCK THEY HAVEN'T MUTED ME."
A pie chart titled "My Possible Response Times" showing that responses take 0.5 seconds or 5-7 business days.
A digital illustration of a pigeon transforming into a robotic creature with lightning and energy emanating from its body, set against a cityscape background.
A drawing of a seagull with a speech bubble asking about the culmination of consciousness and the end of a path.
A seagull with a speech bubble saying, "I still feel like it has something to do with those fries on the pier."
Two seagulls standing on rocks near the ocean with a cliff in the background and seagulls flying in the sky.
Two seagulls standing on rocks by the water, engaged in a conversation about their destination.
A gray long-haired cat with green eyes lying on a bed.
A black cat with wide eyes is sitting on a tiled floor. The letters "F" and "D" are positioned on either side of its face.
A fluffy gray cat with green eyes lounging on a blue pillow.
A close-up of a gray cat with green eyes resting on a fluffy surface.
A gray tabby cat with green eyes lying on a soft, beige blanket.
Sequence of images showing a woman and a large, black dog in various stages of eye examination, ending with a humorous comment about the dog's skull size.
A dark, spooky illustration of a mythical creature with owl's body and glowing red eyes, featuring the text "Only one kind of crypto accepted 'round these parts."
A comic strip featuring a character on an island with a snake, trying to signal for help by writing "HELP" in the sand, and using a prompt to type "help()" for assistance.
A sign with a cartoon red jelly character saying "Join in!" is placed inside a restaurant. The background shows diners sitting at tables with warm lighting and a busy atmosphere.
A woman holding a blue puppet with large eyes and a purple dress on a stage with black curtains and purple lighting.
A man wearing glasses and a headlamp, holding a microphone, appears to be performing or speaking outdoors during daytime.
A bear carrying a picture of three bears that look like they are climbing on it.
A hand holding a digital air quality monitor displaying a PM2.5 measurement of 65.7 µg/m³, with an exhaust vent on the ceiling above.
A gray and white cat lying on a wooden floor with scattered green plant clippings around it, appearing to be mid-yawn or meowing.
A black cat wearing a yellow tie and a white collar, with a colorful background, labeled with "HAPPY BIRTHDAY," "HAVE A MICE DAY," and "BEST FISHES."
A man outdoors wearing glasses and a jacket, speaking directly to the camera.
A fitness app notification showing the longest move streak of 1,449 days with a pink and green logo.
Six diverse individuals posing together in casual and professional attire against a plain background.
A man with glasses and a beard is playing an acoustic guitar and singing into a microphone during a live outdoor performance.
A pineapple slice with small pizza slices placed on top, resembling toppings.
A vending machine for purified drinking water with a sign indicating prices based on gallon quantity.
A sequence of four images showing a character from Despicable Me presenting, acting suspiciously, leaning forward, and then looking disappointed with the caption "Your mic was muted."
A comic strip titled "Cat Yawn" featuring four panels: the first panel shows a cute, wide-eyed black cat; the second panel depicts the same cat with a slightly open mouth, possibly yawning; the third panel presents a stylized, aggressive-looking black creature with sharp teeth and an open mouth; the fourth panel shows a person in glasses and a striped shirt standing next to the black cat.
A cartoon dog lying in bed with a computer brain character next to it. The brain character suggests "Log4j on your toaster," leading to the dog's confused reaction.
A cartoon image showing a person in bed at 5:00 AM with a thought bubble saying "Just had such a good idea" and "Gotta write this down...". Below, the next morning, they see a piece of paper with the words "When the glove" and appear disappointed or confused. The image is titled "Write down ideas whenever they come to you!".
A hand reaching into a small, dark wooden box placed on a table.
A parody snack packaging features "Thoth Pockets" with a picture of a sandwich and a cartoon depiction of Thoth, the Egyptian god, with a speech bubble saying "I DID THAT SHIT!".
A diagram comparing total annihilation, Starcraft, and real-life missile targeting inaccuracies, highlighting deviations and errors in missile strikes.
Image of a character from Star Trek, in a red and black uniform, making a serious expression and speaking with subtitles that say "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose." and "That is not a weakness. That is life."
A woman with blonde hair playing a cello on a dark stage with purple lighting.
A man with glasses, holding a microphone and reading from a sheet of paper, standing on a stage with a starry background.
A woman crouching on stage, holding a microphone, illuminated by colorful stage lights.
A comic illustration of a larger cat carrying a small kitten, with the larger cat labeled "Momma cat doing the thing" and the kitten labeled "Momma cat doing the thing but kitten is large now."
An illustration showing the difference between the common perception and the actual meaning of "showing up daily" using circles with variations in color and fill.
A person sits on a couch using a phone, then drops it after being told to, causing the phone to fall and make a loud noise. A dog reacts with a growl.
A comic strip with two characters discussing VMware and AWS. The first character asks if AWS will provide a quick enterprise path for VMware customers to use AWS instead. The second character responds by highlighting VMware's higher spending on sponsorships and marketing compared to Broadcom.
A visual comparison showing the phrase "SHOWING UP DAILY" with two interpretations: one with solid circles representing the common understanding of showing up daily, and the other with half-filled circles indicating the actual meaning related to daily effort or consistency.
A Venn diagram comparing cats and inkjet printers, with overlapping traits such as being moody, requiring a lot of self-cleaning, being unreliable, demanding feeding when full, and ignoring requests. There is a cat illustration in the bottom-left corner.
A view of a colorful, star-filled region of space with glowing nebulae and distant stars against a dark universe background.
A colorful view of a nebula with numerous stars, featuring a bright central region and clouds of gas and dust in shades of blue, purple, and red.
A fluffy gray cat with green eyes sitting on a wooden surface, facing to the right with soft sunlight illuminating its fur.
Close-up of a relaxed, brown, long-haired cat with slightly squinted eyes.
A behind-the-scenes view of a movie set designed to resemble a spaceship cockpit, with actors in military-style uniforms and multiple technical crew members working around it.
A woman sitting at a table outdoors with a sign that reads, "Nuke the Entire Site From Orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Change my mind."
A long-haired gray cat lying on a wooden windowsill, basking in sunlight.
A comic strip of three panels showing a woman and a child. The child excitedly points out DevOps people, while the woman warns him not to look at them to avoid influence. In the final panel, the woman calls out "Ricky" and the child excitedly lists various tech and software development terms.
Two cartoon cats having a conversation about feelings and video game death animations, with one showing their mood via a video and the other expressing feelings through memes.
A plate with a breaded fried pork chop topped with gravy, served with mashed potatoes and two lemon wedges.
A plate of two large, crispy, golden-brown pretzels served with dipping sauces, one appears to be a creamy white sauce and the other a caramelized onion or sweet relish.
A stylized indigenous art depiction of an eagle, featuring bold black, red, and blue patterns on a white background.
A four-panel comic strip illustrating a humorous explanation of circular dependencies in coding, with diagrams and characters discussing modules, dependencies, and the "Horn of Abraxas."
A digital illustration of a pigeon with two different transformations: one on the left with just a normal pigeon, and one on the right with a lightning/emission effect coming from its head, set against a dark background with stylized cityscape and fiery ground.
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